Thursday, April 1, 2010
Hey Lebron, Your Vagina Is Showing
LeBron James is a member of USA Basketball, however his summer is too busy, so he won't play for the squad during the World Championships in Turkey.
"I have a really, really busy summer," James told The News-Herald. "I would love to have the time to be on the national team. I would love to represent my country. But there are a lot of things to be taken care of first."
Lebron is the big time free agent this summer, so that has a lot to do with it. He's also going star in a movie, "Fantasy Basketball Camp", which I am sure will be up for movie of the year.
I can't fucking stand Lebron. He is an arrogant piece of shit, who hasn't won a damn thing. He bailed on the dunk contest, which made me sit through dunk contest that felt more like a prostate exam then "an event for the fans". Now, he is "too busy" to represent his own country. I don't want to get all patriotic here, but what other country could Lebron do what he does in the US? This country had made him millions, and he can't spare the time to play for them?
That's great Lebron I hope you end up in a dungeon in Brazil, raped by a guy in a Uncle Sam costume, and get a terrible case of malaria/super AIDS.
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