1. It's got a fucked up shape
2. It's too big. Driving through it sucks ass.
3. Between Columbus and Cleveland, everything looks exactly the same.
4. Not enough of Cincinnati
5. We get it, you love the Buckeyes, and the word "the."
6. Too much of Cleveland
7. It's too grassy
8. There are too many red barns
9. Their fucked up state flag
10. The Big Ten
-The Commodore
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