Monday, April 19, 2010
This Is Why BYU Sucks
BYU running back Harvey Unga, the leading rusher in Cougars’ history, voluntarily dropped out of school on Friday due to an honor code violation. His on-again, off-again girlfriend, BYU basketball player Keilani Moeaki, dropped out, too. The both dropped out for the same reason and that is because they violated the schools Honor Code. And everyone is speculating that the reason is because they were doing the no pants dance, which is fucking retarded. Here is BYU's honor code. If you don't feel like clicking that here is the list:
Be honest
Live a chaste and virtuous life
Obey the law and all campus policies
Use clean language
Respect others
Abstain from alcoholic beverages, tobacco, tea, coffee, and substance abuse
Participate regularly in church services
Observe the Dress and Grooming Standards
Encourage others in their commitment to comply with the Honor Code
Are you fucking kidding me, if it weren't for sex, coffee, and substance abuse I would have never graduated from URI.
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