How Hairy is Nomar's Ass?

Why dont you ask the guys who commentated with him last night on ESPN.

WHAT THE F**K was that all about? These guys bassically just sat there for 3 hours and kissed Nomar's ass. I dont "hate" Nomar, but I dont see the allure. All these guys did was talk about, "as a hitter Nomar, how did this make you feel?" or "I remember watching you play in Tampa and you hit every ball sssooo hard" (aka im so hard for you Nomar). It made me want to turn the channel and watch Sportcenter this morning to see how it went. I was THAT pissed off, that I would change the channel on a Sox game that I only get to see about 50 of (I live in DC).

ALSO, what is with the reactive praising. Everything is jibber jabber until some hits a ball, then all of a sudden its, "this guy is a slugger", or "he is going to be an asset to this team". I hate that crap, cuz if he struck out then it would totally change their comment. I could honestly do such a WAY better job than these idiots. Lets here some good factual numbers from their previous at bats, and what you honestly think about him.

Some one needs to send these guys to school, maybe Jerry Remy should teach the class. My favorite from Jerry was the 3 innings discussion about high socks vs long pants. HAhahaha, now that is mindless jabber.

F*ck the Yankees,
panic out