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Thursday, September 25, 2008

Monta Ellis Injury Mystery Solved


"Ellis, 22, who signed a six-year, $66 million contract extension with the Warriors during the offseason, tore a ligament in his left ankle and sustained a high-ankle sprain in what one of the sources said was a "low-speed" moped accident, according to the report. He underwent surgery in late August and is expected to be sidelined for another two months. " ESPN

No wonder he lied. Other than Martha's Vinyard, New Orleans and the Caribbean, mopeds are the gayest mode of transportation. If you are going to get injured doing something badass you need to go Jay Williams, Kellen Winslow, and Ben Roethlisberger. Those guys are men, stupid men, but men none the less. You Monta are a wuss.

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