1. USC loses to Oregon State
How can anyone in New England root for a team coached by Pete Carroll? USC chokes in easy games and it's funny as hell. And they play their fight song 50 goddammed times a game.
2. Florida loses to Ole Miss
There aren't any cupcakes in the SEC, but Ole Miss? Come on. And at home? Why do I hate Florida? Well I hate every program in Florida. I hate the state of Florida. It's California without the film industry.
3. Clemson loses to Maryland
Clemson fans think they're in the SEC. They also think they're one of the dominant programs in the ACC. They have 1 national title, and haven't won a conference title since 1991.
4. UCLA loses to Fresno State
The mediocrity of the Pac-10 is fun to watch. They're 14-12 in non-conference games. There are 2 ranked Pac-10 teams out there. The Mountain West and WAC also have 2. Same with the ACC and the Big East. The SEC and Big XII each have 6.
5. Louisville loses to UConn
Louisville always gets overrated because they play 4 Thursday night games and put up 50 points against Memphis or Cincinnati. As much as I hate UConn, watching Louisville fall 26-21 at home was priceless.
6. Syracuse loses to Pittsburgh
Cuse has lost 20 of its last 22 Big East games. Their only win this year was a 30-21 squeaker over Northeastern.
7. Miami loses to North Carolina
How hard is it to recruit in Miami? No academic standards, no background checks, and it's frigging Miami!!! Watching them lose is entertaining. They have talented athletes, but they don't have good football players.
Who I want to lose next week:
#17 Boise State to Louisiana Tech because I hate the term "BCS Buster"
#10 South Florida to Pitt because USF annoys me
#6 Penn State to Purdue because the Big Ten doesn't deserve a national title shot
#24 UConn to UNC because screw the Big East and screw Connecticut
Notre Dame to Stanford because fuck Notre Dame
-The Commodore
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