"China's national table tennis team will give Olympic medalist Wang Hao counselling after he reportedly got into a fight with a security guard for trying to stop him from urinating outside a karaoke club. Local media reports last week quoted witnesses as saying that the two-time Olympic singles silver medallist had emerged drunk from a karaoke club on Thursday and come to blows with the security guard when he tried to urinate outside the building. "I am the famous Wang Hao! I am the world champion! Does it matter if I beat you?" shouted the 24-year-old, according to a witness quoted by the papers (ESPN)."
Wow this is one of the greatest strories I have ever read. There are just so many reasons that this is funny.
1. Lets start with the obvious, the guys name is Wang, and he a penis related incident.
2. Wang was drunk and outside a karaoke bar. Stereotypes at their finest. I picture this is what it was like inside that bar...
3. "I am the famous Wang Hao!"...I would pay at least 20 bucks to hear an intoxicated Asian guy yell that."
4. Last, its just always funny getting caught pissing, like who hasn't done that? Do they really need to make a big deal out of it.
-BMack
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