DC Versus

Today I finally get around to presenting the next edition of DC Versus. This version features two of the all time great monsters in cinematic history. We are talking one that scaled a building like it was a jungle gym, and another that still strikes fear in the hearts of panicking Asian people. Im no racist, hes the one that picked on strictly Asians. back to business.

In this corner, standing tall as what can only be described as a prehistoric ape with human like instincts.... the legend,

King Kong.

they dont make em like that anymore.

And in this corner. A giant racist dinosaur that terrorized Japan in over 38 films. he is known as the 'king of monsters'. he is,
Godzilla.


This is an amazing battle to be sure. Two of the most fears characters ever conceived. Sure, they may have been surpassed in terms of modern threats, but i guarantee if they were real right now, nothing would surpass them.

So lets discuss the showdown.

Strength, who has the upper hand? I dont think anyone could give either the advantage in this category. You gotta make this category a push.

Mobility. Hands down Kong. Not only is he more nimble, but Godzilla aint climbing any buildings. King Kong can move side to side, or turn quickly, Godzilla requires an opponent that can do none of this.


Versatility. Again, I am forced to go with King Kong. Look at the arms Godzilla is forced to work with. He has these little sausage link arms, they simple do no good. They arent as bad as the arms of a T-rex, but still hes at a dissadvantage here. On the other hand Kong actually has 2 sets of very useful appendages. He has hands for feet, and feet for hands, its a combination most Homosapiens wish we hadnt evolved out of.


Intangibles. Im going with Godzilla. King Kong has a soft spot for blond white women...then again who doesnt. However, Godzilla loves nothing. He in fact hates everything so much he cant stand it. Kong was portrayed as almost an 'antihero'. You wanted to root for him, because in a way you felt like you didnt fully understand him...like there was something under the mean exterior that would allow you to forgive his actions. I mean, look how much he protected that lady. Godzilla? Na, this motherfucker hates everything. I mean, he hates EVERYTHING. Any women of any hair color, race, height, cup size, anything, could walk up to him and he would have either A: stepped on her, B: thrown a fire ball at her, or C: bite her in half. This son of a bitch is bad to the motherfuckin bone.
This is him eating....a train. Thats right, hes eating a train.


So who wins?

ATTENTION DC FAITHFUL

This is where DC has decided to insert a new development in DC Versus. A March Madness breakdown of all the DC battles to date. You will decide the ultimate DC warrior. It could end up being anyone from Scrooge McDuck, to George Washington. What Im going to do is a make a bracket featuring all the prior DC Versus matchups. I declared a winner in all of them, but that means very little. So what i want to do is have the DC faithful vote on who they think should have won each fight. It will be single elimination until we have an undisputed DC Versus Champion. I will design a bracket to post so that everyone can see the matchups.

We Start today. Comment and Vote on who you think wins between King Kong and Godzilla. Insulting one another is encouraged.

And may god have mercy on us all.