Pooping Out Cocaine

Stories like this is why I read the news...

The Royal Canadian Mounted Police say it took a suspected Toronto drug mule three weeks to excrete 76 tampon-sized packets of cocaine into a bedpan. Once in custody, Gulamhusein required six trips to a hospital for X-rays and CT scans, and refused to allow doctors to surgically remove the large packets, McCrory said. He did consent to taking laxatives, which she said resulted in a "24-hour bedpan vigil," the report said.

"The doctors said that if one of these became compromised inside him, there was nothing they could do for him," McCrory said. "We didn't need any more evidence -- he was pooping dope, so we were good to go -- but we were very concerned for his health."

He passed nearly two pounds of cocaine with a street value of about $100,000, the RCMP said (upi.com).


HAHAHA, dude that is a shit load of coke. The best is that they had to give this guy a ton of laxatives. That must of sucked, he was shitting his brains out, knowing that he is going to be arrested, and if one of the packets opened he was a dead man. Now that I think about it this idea sucked to begin with...