"An alert pizza deliveryman tipped police who rescued a Georgia woman who was abducted while jogging in Atlanta, taken to a remote rental cabin in the Smoky Mountains and raped. Sevier County Sheriff Ron Seals said deputies freed the woman Tuesday and arrested 46-year-old David J. Jansen of Snellville, Ga. on charges of aggravated kidnapping and rape. Deliveryman Chris Turner told WVLT-TV and WBIR-TV he spotted the victim while delivering a pizza to the cabin. She was on a couch, her hands were bound and she was mouthing the words, "Please call 911." He did so from a nearby house (FoxNews)."
First off obviously great job by the pizza guy, but how fucking dumb is this rapist? Maybe I am wrong, but this is how I read the story...
Basically there is this dude who saw a woman jogging and decided to rape her in some creepy ass cabin. Ok perfect this guy obviously has seen like 1,000 horror movies, and seems to be following the general plot, but this is when you know this guy is a fucking moron (we already knew he is a sick bastard, just didn't know he was also dumb).
Anyways, so he rapes this poor woman then decides...hmmmmmmm all this raping sure made me hungry. So, instead of hiding the woman in a back room or something he leaves her on the couch which is right near the front door. The pizza guy gets there, and it really doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that a girl who is tied up (and probably crying/hurt) is not like that because she wants to be.
So a little time goes by and the cops arrive and arrest this creep. My only question is do you think he did like a classic Scooby Doo exit????
"And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling "pizza men"!!!"
I like to think so...
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