Seems like the people in Hollywood have really given up coming up with new ideas, and the news coming out today really does nothing to change that outlook.
Hey kids! Did you like Independence Day? You did? Well here is two more Independence Day movies!!!!
Yes Will Smith will be back for two sequels. Of all the movie news I will be sharing in this post this one pisses me off the least. Why? Because I'll end up seeing it. I know, I'm not happy about it either, but who can resist? All I can say is Jeff Goldblum better be in it, and Vivica A. Fox better be a stripper again.
Hey Everyone! Remember that terrible Godzilla movie a couple years ago? Well don't worry we'll just make another one!
That's right, Legendary Pictures and Warner Bros. have confirmed rumors that they're teaming up on a Godzilla reboot/revamp/re-whatever slated for release in 2012. Really? Do we need another one. I mean really can we please come out with something different. At least Cloverfield tried...fucking assholes. What could save is movie? Another Puff Daddy song (come on admit you loved that song too).
Hey, think those E-Trade babies are cute? Well, now they will get their own movie!!!!
I really, really wish I was joking about that, but it's true. Fox is planning to make a "mission movie" about the E*Trade babies that involves not giving you stock tips, but making their way across the playground. Honestly, if you see this movie do yourself and the wold a favor and kill yourself.
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