Please Don't

I've heard this being mentioned on WEEI's Dennis and Callahan a few times. 17 year old Romanian tennis player Simona Halep is getting her 34DD boobs reduced in size, to better help her tennis career. Simona won the 2008 Junior French Open.



Part of me is thinking, "Wow, what a competitor." And part of me thinks it's great that she doesn't measure herself by the size of her tits.

But most of me is sad. Probably since I don't care about tennis. But I'd watch if one of the players had a 34DD rack. And before anyone calls me sexist, I can point to literally millions of women who watch male sports simply because they think the players are cute.

If these sweater cows are perky and not saggy, then removing them is a fucking tragedy.



When she does get rid of them, I think men everywhere (and some women too) who don't care about tennis but do care about boobs, should observe 34 seconds of silence.



-The Commodore