Michael Jackson Dead!

The Prince of Pop and the Count of Child Molestation died, or that's what all the blogs and other modern media outlets are saying. Old school sources like newspapers, AP, Reuters, and TV stations aren't official, yet. But he did suffer cardiac arrest, and had reportedly stopped breathing on his way to the hospital in LA.

If he's dead, then he'll just come back to life as a dancing zombie.



-The Commodore