I'm sorry el capitain but I gotta go after you. Our very own writer, our best writer is the most miserable person ever.
How miserable is he?
Well you know how I see everything through rose colored glasses? He sees everything through black, hellish, awful glasses.
He secretly wants the Celtics to lose to make up for the Bruins gaffe. Then he wants people to blame the refs so he can say some negative comment on that. Then instead of being pumped about Strasburg's awesome start he chalks it up to it's against the Pirates. And don't get me started on pitching and defense.
God does the man enjoy anything?
Well, I was thinking about it and here is what he has enjoyed:
The Holocaust
Slavery
9/11
Hurricane Katrina
Oil spills
"Docking"
Catholic Church Scandal
Swine Flu
The St. Louis Rams
Rocky III
Taxes
NASCAR
Wanda Sykes
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