Washington and his boys will be taking on a more modern foe and one that we recognized as quite powerful when we were growing up. That's right, I'm referring to Shredder and 20 of the Foot Clan.
This would be quite a battle right off the bat. George Washington and his troops were known as being really bad ass. Theres a story about them one winter during the war. They were waiting on the edge of a forest on Christmas eve and sat on right outside British camp. Once the British troops got drunk and began to pass out in celebration, GW and his boys pounced on them. Bad Ass.
The Shredder is the only one that really intimidates on the other side. The Foot Clan have numbers usually, but since in this VS we are only using 20, you must keep that in mind. The Foot always seem a little goofy, but don't let that fool you, they were battling Mutant Turtles in the prime of their life, anyone would look bad fighting them. Shredder is at the core of this squad, and this man is not only trained in the martial arts, but was once crushed by a trash truck compactor and lived. Also Bad Ass.
Ok so lets look at this realistically.
There is a face off in the middle of a field somewhere. GW and his boys have pride, grit, and muskets. Shredder and the foot have intimidation on their side, and most likely speed. I am one to believe that the muskets would be the downfall of the revolutionary boys. We all know how slow it takes them to reload, they have horrible accuracy and they would most likely be in their standard straight line formation which is ridiculous. This would give a slight advantage to the Foot. NOT to mention, the revolutionary soldiers would be looking at the Shredder for gods sake. Those boys have never seen anything like that in their life. This will affect their shooting ability and nerves. George Washington would most likely look Shredder right in his metal head and tell him to go fuck himself and call him a dirty chinamen, but he needs his boys for support, and we're talking about farmers and blacksmiths here. But you know what, the foot are still gay.
While they may be trained in the martial arts, they are always bested by the TMNT who beat them ,and make jokes while they do it. I don't respect someone who goes down at the butt of jokes. Shredder is the only reason they really have a chance in this VERSUS.
When all is said and done, i like GW and his boys. And i will tell you why, all someone would have to do is say that the foot clan was there trying to take their freedom and stuff and they would whoop the shit out of them. because remember, under those masks the foot are just lost young men who are looking for acceptance and a purpose for their lives (refer to TMNTII). The revolutionary soldiers, while they use inept firearms, have pride and purpose behind their fighting. The Foot fight so that the Shredder wont kill them himself, while the Revolutionary Soldiers fight WITH George Washington for a greater purpose. George Washington has emerged as a hero of mine again and I believe the Shredder would get in a few good licks, but GW would would bring home the bacon. hes so bad ass he doesnt believe in martial arts and if he had to he would just learn it real quick and use it to beat shredder and then forget it again.
Winner: George Washington and the Revolutionary Soldiers
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