DC Versus

Upon request from Bmack we have a new edition of DC versus. Today is a more light hearted matchup and one that features two all time great heroes from our childhood era. They both are people whom we wish would come to life and jump out of their animated worlds into ours and make our lives a little more exciting. If these two men were anything but fictional characters our world would simply be a better place. However today we pin them up against one another in a battle for the ages.

Introducing the head inspector for the Metro Ceity Police Department, Inspector Gadget


Secondly allow me to present a man who has our planets' best interests at heart. he fights villians and protects the earth at the same time, ladies and gentlemen, Captain Planet.



Wow. Take a moment. Let the memories come flooding back. Remember our lives when these were two of our closest friends. Their drama on tv was the worst drama we would have to deal with in life. before we face them off, lets all take a moment and watch a clip so we can say....'holy shit i remember that!'



Holy Hell Youtube is a god send.

--NOW TO BATTLE--

Lets first assume that our heros are alone. This would suggest that Captain Planet has already been summonded by those five kids the Planeteers,


and furthermore Inspector Gadget is without his niece Penny, and dog Brain.



Captain Planet can fly at any moment. While Gadget has the ability with his hat copter, it isnt as quick to respond as Planet. So as far as mobility is concerned, you gotta give it to Planet.

Luck however is on the side of Gadget. I dont know if you remember watching any episodes but Gadget was pretty much a moron. beyond inventing the greatest gadgets a person could wear on their body, he pretty much fell into the hero buisness time and time again. truth be told his neice Penny did alot of the sloving with her magic book thing and Gadget took all the credit, which i found to be a bit fucked up. So captain planet is almost doomed in the sense that Gadget doesnt lose no matter what his foe does to stop him. Even though Penny isnt in this battle, Gadget has never lost ever.

the next thing i like to do is look at their respective battle history. Inspector Gadget faces one of the most underrated villians in animation history in Dr. Claw.

We never saw his face and the motherfucker was hororfying when we were kids. Just me? Fuck you then.

Captain Planet however faces a barage of villians all with one goal in mind. to pollute the earth. Remember 'Duke Nukem'? heres a long clip of the Planeteers fighting this fuck.

Sorry for the length. Planet also battled villians like Hoggish Greedly, remember this fat fuck?

Planet always faced tougher villians. However, he only had to deal with them when the Planeteers couldnt take care of them theirselves. A knock on Captain Planet to be sure.

So when the smoke clears, who wins this battle? The obvious answer is Captain Planet. he has mighty strength (one time he threw an asteroid away from earth) and he can fly pretty fuckin fast. However im going with the suprise upset in this one and going with Inspector Gadget. You really cant underestimate him, and honestly everyone does. Dr Claw must be the most frustrated villian ever, he cant seem to best this idiot with strechy arms and legs. gadget might fall ass backwards into victory, but somehow i think he will use Planets weakness against him. Incase you didnt remember, Captain Planet, like Superman and his kryptonite, is deathly weakened by radiation and pollution. this silly weakness is all the inspector would need. before the battle would start Inspector Gadget would throw his Burger King Big Kids meal on the ground and be ready to fight not realizing simply by polluting he has already won. And the bottom line is, Captain planet is kinda gay. And anyone that works for that homo kid from the rainforrest with 'heart' is a loser in my book.

Winner: Inspector Gadget
You have the right to debate.


What a battle.