A 4-year-old boy has won the use of an uninhabited tropical island, with white sand beaches and clear turquoise waters, in a Taiwan lottery aimed at boosting spending during an economic downturn.
Officials said Yeh Chien-wei, who won the prize at Thursday's draw, will get exclusive rights to the tiny plot in the Taiwan Strait from May through September.
Penghu County, an offshore archipelago, will provide food, drinks, water and electricity to the boy. He has been quoted in local media saying he wants to play in the sea.
How the fuck does a 4 year old kid win my dream? Lucky prick. I would have done so much more than this little prick is going to do. My dream was to own a bar on the beach (more like 7 pieces of wood I nail together) and sell tropical drinks out of coconuts and have my former roommates have a tropical band. But this prick fucks it up for me. Fuck him.
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