I want to start by saying that I am sorry I can't get a better picture, but if you watch the Celtics you know what I am talking about (or after reading this you will next game). I like Nenad Krstic, he plays with a ton of energy and is really the first Celtic in like 3 years that goes after offensive boards, but every time they zoom up on him on TV it makes me think maybe abortions really aren't all bad.
Seriously, why is hair black on the sides then brown on top? He has this weird thing going on where it's like an extreme comb over, but it's not a normal one where you go from side to side, it's from back to front. I don't care if you're going bald, it happens to all of us, but fucking get over it and shave it. That odd brown skunk thing he has going on is just too much for me. Honestly, it distracts me from the game. Here is the normal set of events when I watch him play.
"Damn, nice play Krstic, geez Dave they got a steal in this trade."
Then Comcast does a zoom up...
"Oh what the fuck!!! Dude, seriously do something about that. Hasn't someone said something to him about it? How does that happen? Why is it a different color? Dave, what the fuck? I want Perk back, I can't deal with this. Who does comb overs anymore??? Honestly, fucking shave it Krstic..."
That goes on for a good 5-10 mins, in which I usually miss a good portion of the game. So, for the love of God Krstic please shave that awfulness on top of your head, or at least make it so it's all the same color, so you don't look like some weird Chernobyl victim.
Also, there should be an "i" between the "r" and "s" in your name. Kristic looks and makes more sense. "Krst" is just many consonants in a row, and is fucking stupid.
I may have had too much coffee this morning.
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