Donald Duck seems to have become all hands recently and it has gotten him in some serious trouble, luckily is seems his old buddy Tigger will bail him out...
"A Pennsylvania woman who claims Donald Duck groped her at Disney's Epcot theme park can have her day in court, a federal judge has ruled.
Disney must defend itself against April Magolon's claims that the character grabbed her breast as she held her child at the Walt Disney World park and then joked about it (FoxNews)."
But that's when the "Tigger Defense" comes in...
"According to Magolon's lawsuit, authorities in Florida received 24 related complaints in the week after a Walt Disney World employee dressed as "Tigger" was charged with molesting a 13-year-old girl and her mother in 2004. At least some were deemed credible and investigated by police, the suit said.
The man playing "Tigger" was later acquitted of criminal wrongdoing, after his lawyer donned the Tigger costume in court and argued that his client couldn't see much (FoxNews)."
So, there you have it folks, if you want to be a creep then just wear a cartoon costume, because apparently that's can acceptable defense. Plus, it will probably help your creepy ways by wearing one, and it's at least your victim won't have to deal with cold hands.
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