1. Don't shave, or use deodorant (means you had to sleep late because you need rest, and no one wants to work with the stinky guy)
2. Start coughing
3. Do not risk going on the computer and checking your bracket. At this point you should have a copy in your pocket you can admire during bathroom breaks.
4. While in the bathroom make yourself get a sweat. Jumping jacks or something.
5. be mopey but happy around your boss. (If he asks if you are alright, just say I got a little bug but I'll tough it out)
6. Don't tell ANYONE at your work your plans. (rule:1 of getting caught)
7. Don't eat lunch in front of anyone, snacks are reserved for a secret place. (remember you will be too sick to eat.)
8. Frequent bathroom breaks (people will think either throwing up or diarrhea, either way no one will ask)
9. Do your work (Hero factor will help the cause)
10. On Wednesday ask if you can leave early because you aren't feeling well, but you will try your hardest to make it into work tomorrow.
11. Call out when no one is at work and leave a message and call at 11:00 on Thursday to make sure to have all your bases covered and again lie about trying your hardest to come into work on Friday.
12. Repeat step 11 for Friday.
13. Buy a massive amount of booze and sit on the couch for 12 hours
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