A driver who ran a stop sign and nearly struck another car was charged with DUI and resisting arrest after she gave an officer a false name. That name of course is "Alicia Butt", which is one of the funniest fucking thing I have ever read in my life.
First off, I would love to know what her real name is, because I almost want to send her a thank you note for being this drunk and clever. The story only gets better..
"She consented to a breathalyzer test and her results were .331 and .330, according to the Sheriff’s Office. The deputy said she had a quarter-full whiskey bottle in her car, was barely able to stand and had urinated on herself, so he didn’t ask her to perform field sobriety exercises."
HAHAHAHAHA. Just the way that is written is classic. She couldn't stand, pissed herself, and gave the cop a fake name of "Alicia Butt"...Yea, there is really no need for the sobriety test.
Too bad she isn't a professional athlete, because she probably would've just got a slap on the wrist.
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