Roethlisberger's Dick Gets Him In More Trouble

Things just keep going from bad to worse for the Steelers this offseason. Now comes word that Roethlisberger could be in even more trouble...

"As the rumor goes (and it's spreading quickly), Roethlisberger was golfing in Columbus, Ohio, and he urinated on the course. Though it's not an uncommon event, the complicating factor in this case arose from the fact (supposedly) that a woman witnessed the incident, that she complained about it, and that she now wants to press charges (profootballtalk.com)."

If this is true you have to back Roethlisberger on this one. I have been golfing many times, and I don't think I have ever made it through a course without pissing somewhere on the course. Honestly, this woman needs to chill the fuck out. It's a dick, the guy had to pee, get over it.

I doubt anything will come of this, because Reothlisberger can easily just say it was another person he was golfing with, but still the Steelers have to be getting really annoyed that Roethlisberger's dick has made more headlines then his actual play over the past year. The only concern is that if this becomes a headline story Roethlisberger might actually be suspended the full 6 games instead of having it reduced to 4.

Anyways, Big Ben should really look into purchasing one of these...