Tiger Woods is paying his wife $750 million in a divorce settlement. Oh, and you think that is crazy? Well, it only gets better. Here are some other conditions of the agreement...
- He is not allowed to have any girlfriends near their kids.
- The only women allowed around them are people who work for Tiger that his wife already knows, and Tiger's wife (if he ever has one again).
- She gets sole physical custody of their kids but they will split legal custody.
So what does Tiger get out of this. Well, his wife is can never publicly speak out over his alleged flings with socialite Rachel Uchitel, reality star Jaimee Grubbs, porn queen Joslyn James and up to 17 others. So, no tell-all books, TV spots, or anything like that. Not really a win, but at least it is something. Than again, there is really no reason for any of that is you just got paid $750 million.
Sorry, what Tiger did was wrong, but his wife doesn't deserve all this money. I mean if he gave her like $10 million, could she not get through he life easily? I mean she didn't earn this money. She didn't win those majors. She didn't do shit other then somehow not know that her husband was banging anything that moves.
Anyways, I just wanted to leave a message for Elin Nordegren... I will do anything to be with you, your body, and your newly found $750 million dollars.
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