Why Not A Sox/Yankees Joke?

Well Sox play the Yankees for the first time this weekend, so why not start the hatred...

One foggy night, a Yankees fan was heading north from New York and a Red Sox fan was driving south from Boston. While crossing a narrow bridge, the hit each other head-on, mangling both cars. The Red Sox fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, “Man, I’m lucky to be alive!” Likewise, the Yankees fan survived.

The Yankees fan walks over to the Red Sox fan and says, “Hey man, I think this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of being rivals. “The Red Sox fan thinks for a moment and says, “You know, you’re absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I’m going to see if something else survived the wreck.” The Red Sox fan then pops open his trunk and removes a full, undamaged bottle of Jack Daniel’s. He says to the Yankee, “I think this is another sign- we should toast to our new found friendship.” The Yankee fan agrees and grabs the bottle.

After sucking down half of the bottle, he hands it back to the Red Sox fan and says, “Your turn!” The Red Sox fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, “Nah, I think I’ll just wait for the cops to show up.”