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Wednesday, August 11, 2010

LeBron Causing Rats To Come Out Of Toilets In Akron?


AKRON -- Rats have found their way inside one woman's house through her toilet.

For Barb Burns, it certainly has been a terrifying last nine days.
She just spent thousands of dollars remodeling her new home.

Still, the rats found a portal in a place you might feel most vulnerable -- your toilet. Burns isn't much for potty talk but this complaint can't simply be flushed away. More

This is pretty ridiculous LeBron, first your causing everyone in Cleveland to go around raping each other, then you cause Rats to come up from peoples toilets and nibble on their sack. He has cursed Ohio with some sort of plague like thing where awful things happen, all we can do now is hope that it follows his talents to South Beach (after my vacation).

But seriously, I don't know what I would do if I was pooping and a feces covered rat jumped out of the toilet at me. To be honest, I would probably just poop some more and it would cause this terrible poopfest and no one is happy after one of those.

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