Dirty Mind Quiz

VOCABULARY TEST FOR THE DIRTY MINDED:

1) What is a 4-letter word that ends in “k” & means the same as intercourse?

2) What is it that a cow has 4 of & a woman has only 2 of?

3) What can you find in a man’s pants that is about 6 inches long, has a head on it, & that women love so much that they often blow it?

4) What word starts with “f” & ends with “u-c-k”?

5) Name 5 words that are each 4 letters long, end in “u-n-t” one of which is a word for a woman?

6) What does a dog do that you can step into?

7) What 4 letter word begins with “f” & ends with “k”, & if you can’t get one you can use your hands?

8) What is hard, 6 inches long, has 2 nuts & can make a girl fat?

9) What 4 letter word ends in “i-t” & is found on the bottom of birdcages?

10) What is it that all men have one of; it’s longer on some men then on others; the pope doesn’t use his; & a man gives it to his wife after they are married?

ANSWERS

1) TALK
2) LEGS
3) A 20 DOLLAR BILL
4) FIRETRUCK
5) BUNT, HUNT, RUNT, PUNT, AUNT
6) PANTS
7) FORK
8) ALMOND JOY CANDY BAR
9) GRIT
10) LAST NAME